Frequently asked questions


Question: Could I have directions to your store?

Answer: Please checkout our contact page up top for directions. 

Question: When will my order be ready?

Answer: When you place your order, you will get an email with the expected completion date.

Question: Why did my ink wash out?

Answer: We use high end ink with our high end equipment and printers. We’ve washed the shirts at home and they do not wash out. However, if you let your grandma use a washboard to do your laundry…anything can happen…

Question: Why don’t you “do weekends”?

Answer: We are a small based family business. We need time with our family.

Question: Why do I have to pay up front for my order?

Answer: The same reason you have to pay for your gas before you pump it.

Question: How can you only be open till 5:00? That’s when I get off work!

Answer: If we stayed open later we would have to increase our prices

our low pricing is why everyone comes here for shirts. We have a simple pick up policy. If we are here, you can pick up your shirts. We promise to be here during our business hours. 

Question: Can I pick-up my order after you close?

Answer: Let me check with the ghosts that haunt our store who can assist you once we leave.

Question: How long do I have to pick up my order after it’s completed?

Answer: We are not a storage facility, our space is limited. After 180 days we donate your order to the homeless. If that’s a problem, take it up with them.

Question: Why are you guys so awesome?

Answer: Bourbon. Lot's of Bourbon.